Daily Bread

“God gives you the ingredients to your daily bread but don’t think He’s gonna bake it for you.” — Iain, 12yo

Sticks

“Mama, Mama! I just saw a (with eyes open real big and fingers spread wide) cwawling stick!” –Bairno, 3yo

Not the Number

“Mama, how do you spell four/for?” Me: “f-o-u-r.” “No, not the number.” — Biarno, 3yo

Chopped Liver

“MAMAAAA! He won’t share with me!” Turns to his brother. “What do you think I am? Chopped liver?! Meanie.” — Barino, 3yo

On Miley Cyrus

“If you listen to Miley Cyrus too much, you will turn into one of her alien minions. That’s because celebrities are Jupiter Moon Martians.” –Flyntster, 6yo