From this: to this (in 45 minutes): Let me just say, “That’s one big bird!” After the beheading, draining, plucking, cleaning, weighing she is a solid 28 pounds of Thanksgiving Day gobble. Things are depressingly rough right now and it is going to be hard to leave her in the freezer until Thanksgiving. And, jeejiminy, [...]

Innocent? Yes. Her name is Tilly. She will be put to death on October 27th, early in the morning. Form of death to be carried out: beheading. Tilly had been locked up for months now and while she hasn’t been in solitary confinement, she seems to have caused herself social harm as she has eaten [...]